After breakfast we embarked on the Rick Steves walking tour of Rothenburg, which began in the Market Square, just up the road from our hotel. We admired the cute buildings in the daylight, which had just looked spooky the night before. The town was pretty much empty so far of the tourists who get bussed in from Munch and Frankfurt on day trips, and also because it's early in the season. It was lovely to have the big square mostly to ourselves except for the trucks delivering kegs of beer.
We spotted the Town Hall Tower and decided to climb it sooner than later to avoid the crowds. That was pretty much our best decision of the day. The first park of the trek takes you up a couple of stories in the Town Hall itself before moving you to the tower. It's 214 steps in all, though, and half of them are in the tower itself, which just like St. Peter's Church in Munich has a very narrow, rickety, winding wooden staircase that doesn't really allow for two-way traffic. However, I give Rothenburg huge credit for posting signs along the way telling you to allow the down traffic to go before the up traffic. The last bit of the climb is up two ladders, which even with only five people sharing the space was quite challenging, particularly since they squeeze in a cashier in the tiny room with you. The view, however, is worth it; the rain had passed, leaving only some picturesque clouds, so we could see Rothenburg spread out on all sides, lined with its impressive wall. We had a few minutes up there alone, which was handy since there's about a foot of space to move through all the way around the circumference of the tower. Ten Koreans (we know because they told us) joined us after a bit and we had an amusing time squishing past each other nodding and laughing until we could get back to the ladder.
After climbing down, we walked to St. Jakob's Church, which is undergoing massive exterior renovations in preparation for its 700-year anniversary of its initial construction in 2011. I was OK with that, since although lovely, the main reason to visit the church isn't the building itself, but rather the Altar of the Holy Blood, hand-carved in wood by Tilman Riemenschneider. I've known about the artist and the altar (and Rothenburg, for that matter) since I was in my early teens, when I first read Borrower of the Night, the first of the Vicky Bliss mysteries by Elizabeth Peters (I highly recommend the series). Anyway, the nearly 40 feet tall altar in its own separate chapel at the back of the church would have been seriously impressive regardless, but I got an additional kick out of it because of the childhood connection. The amazing thing about the altar is its realism; the amusing thing is that Judas was carved as a removable piece so folks could take him out if they wanted.
We toured the rest of the church before wandering over to the Convent Garden, which includes an herbal section that has a poison-rating system for those not intended for human consumption. Not sure what the nuns were (are?) up to.
Near the garden is one of the many towers that served as watchposts and included a gate to the countryside surrounding the town. The ginormous main door, which had a really old date carved into it signifying the year of its construction (I think 1544 for some reason; it was the "new" door), also had a smaller door cut into it, which would allow only one man to pass through after curfew, paying a hefty fine to do so. There was once a drawbridge from this tower, although today it's just a path leading to the lovely and expansive Castle Garden, which gets its name from the castle that once stood there and for which Rothenburg was named (Rothen=red, burg=castle). Although I was bummed that there wasn't a readily available castle, the town itself more than makes up for it.
We decided to stroll along the cliffs outside the wall for a bit, which showed off the impressive fortifications of the town, both manmade and natural. At the next tower, Klingentor (they all have -tor names; it was hard not to say them very dramatically), we reentered the town and climbed up onto the walls to walk the perimeter. That was probably my favorite activity in Rothenburg. The walls are in great shape because they were rebuilt after WW2 bombings using donated funds from around the world; the town put articles in papers world-wide asking for help, and they got it. The names of the contributors are etched into the wall. We enjoyed reading all the names, particularly the Californians and Ohioans we found, alternating between looking at that and down at the town below us. The walls are less than two miles around, providing a nice walk and making a major impression; they're tall, thick, and originally very old, quite an engineering feat. We ended our wall walk at the south end of town, where there is also a majorly fortified section of towers and buildings since this side wasn't protected by cliffs. Those were also fun to explore.
It was about lunchtime then, so we found sandwiches and picnicked on the steps of the Town Hall, observing the larger crowds of tourists that had shown up, still not an overwhelming amount; it was definitely nice to be here in April rather than June. I nipped into a bakery for an apple streudel, which we enjoyed while watching the Meistertrunk Show, which is sort of like the glockenspiel in Munich except without the music and is even less impressive. Basically two windows open on the Councillors' Tavern and you see two guys chug wine, representing a local legend wherein the mayor saved the town by winning a drinking contest.
Drew and I split up for an hour, him to wander and take pictures, me to shop. I went immediately to the Käthe Wohlfahrt store, which is an indescribable experience, but I'll give it a shot. Imagine Santa's workshop and all of the Christmas decorations you've ever seen in your life; now multiply them by 1,000 and imagine they exploded all over the place. That's the best I can say. It's a shop, but it's also a Christmas wonderland, which is just plain weird in the middle of April. Also weird, but predictable, were the mobs of American tourists spending literally hundreds of Euros on decorations. It took me fifteen minutes just to walk the whole store, and I wasn't going that slowly. In the end I did break down a make a few minor purchases; who could resist the sheepherder nutcracker? Not me.
The best thing to juxtapose with jolly Christmas decoration shopping is the Medieval Crime and Punishment Museum. It's pretty much what you would expect: lots of exhibits of torture devices. But it's also much more than that. They have an extensive collection of centuries old legal documents, ranging in importance from papal dictates to family marriage contracts. I got a kick out of all the wax seals. My favorite document was one in which a couple asked permission of his family to marry, and got something like twenty different seals of approval from family members. There were also executioners' swords, boards to tie angry women together until they worked out their arguments, and masks of shame. It's truly fascinating; it took us a couple of hours to get through it all. Although it's just a slice of medieval life, it paints a very dramatic and complete picture of all of it, since you get to see how important things like bread was for survival (there were laws about baking) and period drawings of the actual pillory that once stood in the Market Square in Rothenburg (they show the town almost exactly as it is today, sans people being publicly humiliated).
Learning about torture is exhausting, so it was back to the hotel for a nap before dinner.
I had scouted out a dinner location during our walk earlier, so we retraced our steps to Altfrankische Weinstube am Klosterhof, where we had one of my favorite meals of the trip. It's worth going to their Web site for photos of the place, which was dark and delightful, in advance of Drew's photos. They even helpfully included a photo of our exact table. We both had delicious potato soup to start. I can't remember what the German words for my dish were, but the translation was "pork steak"; how much better can you get? It came with roasted potatoes and vegetables. Drew ordered spaetzle, which is a wonderfully cheesy noodle dish. Germans really know their way around meat and carbs.
It was then nearly time for the evening's entertainment, the Night Watchman's Tour. We perched once more on the Town Hall steps as we waited, and were amused when the watchmen himself popped his head out of one of the high windows across the square to measure his crowd for the night. I'm not going to say a whole lot about the tour itself, which gave a good rundown of the history of Rothenburg and medieval life, because it really is worth experiencing for yourself. The watchman is like the missing German member of Monty Python, complete with Eric Idle hair. We greatly enjoyed following him, draped in his black cloak and hat, swinging his candle lamp, and clutching his halberd.
After the tour we got an ice cream cone and perched on the Town Hall steps for a final time for a while, long enough to see the Night Watchman convene his second tour of the evening, for the German speakers (a signficantly larger crowd). Although we couldn't understand anything he was saying, it was fun to listen to him a second time, particularly because he sang the watchman's song, which he didn't do for the English crowd, likely because it's in German. I commented to Drew that it reminded me very much of Nutsy in Disney's Robin Hood, singing out "One o'clock and all's way-ell!" Drew surprised me by actually recognizing the reference. A Disney movie he's seen and remembered! Quite noteworthy. Man, I haven't seen that movie in ages. Adding it to my Netflix queue...
